What? All of EU software engineers want to work in the US but we cannot.

I highly doubt all or even most.

Am I the only one who choose convenience over privacy? This should be a checkbox and not export and import.

The thing is - in this case you only lose convenience and gain nothing in terms of privacy, because G will have access to that data anyway

Adding a noise would result differenet look on every render, I am not sure that's good

It already does that, though.