My guess:

"Welcome to Aliens.gov -- a friendly guide and reminder to leave."

...

"Ya fired."

Oh neat!

8 gig cap though? That seems strange... But, for a $600 Mac for the kids' homeschooling though, maybe I can forgive them.

Accounts come with an hour of free live/collaborative editing time per month now. Not a bad option if you just need to "whiteboard" with someone for 10 or 20 minutes a few times a month.