This might be a practical joke. Not an especially good one, but it's so over the top that I have a sneaking suspicion someone is having a laugh about all the indignity this post has generated.
Haha, this is great. I got sucked in and read the whole thing, the best post was on page 13...
"HERE IS THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION. RUN THESE SIMPLE SQL STATEMENTS, AND ALL WILL BE OK:
SQL truncate table OUTFITTER;
SQL truncate table ORDER_DETAILS;
SQL truncate table STYLE_COLLS;
Then run the query again and post the results."