I'm right there with you. I wonder if this is an SQLite compatible API on top of their own solution, or if it's using actual SQLite under the hood with custom replication.

If the latter, and anyone from CloudFlare is here, is there any chance to have SpatiaLite enabled?

https://www.gaia-gis.it/fossil/libspatialite/index

Seconding a vote for Spatialite support! I came here just to make that same request.

No need to call dang!

lol i'm from a place where "dang" is a natural part of our vocab