I’d be willing to bet my net worth that they don’t

then why does azure app services have you pick the .net version?!

I can't tell if this is joke but will assume not. It's because the .net version is needed for some reason. There are not processors that run .net bytecode, primarily because they would be slower and worse (and again, don't exist)

Wouldn't that be a real scoop?

Azure runs on Linux if I'm not mistaken.

Nope.

Can you tell me how I'm misunderstanding this?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azure_Linux?utm_source=chatg...