that "villain with fistfulls of RSUs" is just a tired, poor field network admin and a pair of underpaid remote hands trying to just live a single fucking day without some new eldritch fucking horror ready to create even more fucking trauma for them to put up with and rot another day.

proud non-union BOFH. once scabbed a Teamster. i'd do it again.

guidelines? those are what my balls ride up against the bandsaw every day.

the problem with taking from someone when you have nothing to gain is that one day that person may wind up with nothing to lose.